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EMINEM:
My name is:
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. tiki tiki Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. tiki tiki Slim Shady
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second?
[Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse then my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster than the fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Chorus
[Eminem]
My English teacher wanted to fuck me in junior high
the only problem was, my english teacher was a guy.
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians
Rapin lesbians while they screamin:: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'
Chorus
[Eminem]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
Eminem feat. Nate Dogg:
Shake That Ass For Me:
[Eminem]
Whoooo
Shady, Aftermath
Look at that bitch, god damn!
[Eminem & Nate Dogg]
There she goes shakin' that ass on the floor
Bumpin' and grindin' that pole
The way she's grindin' that pole I think I'm losin' control
[Eminem]
Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get fuuucked up
Hit the strip club, don't forget ones, get your dick rubbed
Get fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit faceded, pasted
Plastered, puke drink up get a new drink
Leave the bathroom sink [puke], wipe your shoe clean got a routine goin'
Still got a few chunks on them shoe strings shoin'
I was dehydrated till the beat vibrated
I was revived as soon as this bitch giyrated
Them hips and lickin' lips and that was it
I had to get Nate Dogg hear to sing some shit
[Nate Dogg]
2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
3 to the 1 form the 1 to the 3
I met a bad bitch last night at the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and hennessy
I've been to the motherfuckin moutain top
Heard motherfuckers talk seen em' drop
If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock
And when I bust your ass I'm gonna continue to rock
Get your ass off the wall with your two left feet
It's real easy just follow the beat
Don't let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause strobe lights lie
Were gonna have a party, turn the music up
Let's get it started, go ahead shake ya butt
I'm lookin for a girl with a body and sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin' baby step right up
Some girls they act retarded, some girls are bout it bout it
I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say everyday she be givin' it up
Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
C'mon girl shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Awww girl shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
C'mon girl shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
[Eminem]
I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes
Take a little bit of this flouride rininse
Swish but don't spit it, swallow and now finish, Yeahhh!
Me and Nate D-O-Double G lookin for a couple Biatches
With some Double D's pop a little chapagne and a couple E's
Slip it in her bubbly, wheee fittin ta have a.... ??????????????????????
[Nate Dogg]
Were gonna have a party, turn the music up
Let's get it started, go ahead shake ya butt
I'm lookin for a girl I can fuck in my Hummer truck
Apple bottom jeans and a big ol slut
Some girls they act retarded, some girls are bout it bout it
I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no panties on
Knows that she can but she won't say no
Look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be
Tonight I want a SLUT, would you be mine?
Heard you was freaky from a friend of mine
[Eminem & Nate Dogg]
Now I hope you don't get mad at me
But I told Nate you was a freak
He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind
I told him how you like it from behind
[Nate Dogg]
Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
C'mon girl shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Awww girl shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
C'mon girl shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Were bout have a party, turn the music up
Let's get it started, go ahead shake ya butt
I'm lookin for a girl with a body and sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin' baby step right up
Some girls act retarded, some girls are bout it bout it
I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say everyday she'll be givin' it up
[Eminem]
There she goes shakin' that ass on the floor
Bumpin' and grindin' that pole
The way she's grindin' that pole I think I'm losin' control
God!
I ain't leavin without you bitch
Your coming home with me, and my boy
And his boy, and his boy and his girl haha
Nate Dogg!
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